Tits Pits Bits and Bum Play in Public Toilets Leads to Amazing Smelling Asshole Fingers

After a mission in the pissing rain, I needed to cool down considerably before heading home again. So I went to the loo to strip off and top up my water bottle, but Little Miss ADHD here got totally carried away with playing with my tits and stroking my armpits as I chat to you. As walking as fast as possible in a downpour makes me super hot n sweaty, I wanted to feel as fresh as possible before leaving, so I whip the cotton wool pad out that is legit used as a plug for my butt and chuck it in the bin. As it was pretty dry from my bum behaving itself for a change, I then spin around and show you my soul hole (as my ex calls it) and do some gaping. I then turn back around and go to say “Goodbye” in my usual sign-off by kissing my fingers n waving goodbye, when I'm suddenly struck by how fucking amazing my fingers smell! Some deep chesty inhales later and I've concluded my ass hole smells a bit like honey and utterly delicious!