Onun için mastürbasyon yaparsan sana Baldur'un kapısını alacak

You seriously haven't played Baldur's Gate yet? It's like the perfect game for you! Hmmm, how about this? What if I got it for you. All I want in exchange is to uh watch you have some fun ;) And I dunno, maybe I'll throw a little suggestion or two out there. Could be fun.